A red helicopter with a sling load underneath that is a cargo net full of underpants

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Got a question?
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General enquiries, sizing help, wholesale, press, or just want to say g'day, we read every message. Usually respond within 1 business day. Sometimes we're on a job. Be patient.

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Most questions can be answered faster by checking our Size Guide or FAQ below. But if you've still got something to ask, we're here.

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Top End, Northern Territory, Australia. Not a warehouse. Not a call centre. A bloke with a laptop.

Response time

1 Business Day. Usually. Sometimes we're on a job. Be patient.

Wholesale / B2B

Aviation companies, uniform suppliers, corporate orders, drop us a line.

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Frequently asked questions

Why bamboo?

Naturally antibacterial, 40% more moisture-wicking than cotton, breathable as hell, and a hell of a lot more sustainable. Once you wear it, cotton feels like sandpaper.

Will the sling-load pouch actually fit?

Yes. The pouch is contoured around real anatomy, not flat-pattern guesswork. Whether you're packing a Cabri or a Chinook, you're sorted.

What's the deal with the side-slip panels?

Lightweight mesh inserts between the inner thighs that eliminate fabric-on-fabric friction. Translation: no chafing on long flights, long drives, or long days.

Returns?

14 days return policy if you are not happy with our product.

Do I need to be a pilot to wear these?

We're all pilots of various machinery. Whether you're Dale digging a hole in a digger, or Pistol punching circuits in a Piper, you're sick of chafe and rearraning. You're a Rantallion.